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I finally got my degree in procrastination.

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Finally learned what I want to be when I grow up... young again!

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Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me!

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Rockefeller: It’s funny how people behave when they can no longer benefit from you.

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Remember, we're all in the same boat. Some of us are just paddling harder than others.

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Shaw: The earth consists of the idle who want money without work, and the fools who are willing to work without payment.

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Einstein: Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

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Chanel: If you want to know a woman's flaws, praise her among her friends.

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If you think your boss is a fool, remember that you wouldn't have a job if he were smart.

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For a woman, old age begins when she starts treating her underwear like regular clothes.

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Age is just a number, but in my case it's unlisted!

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All women fly, some on wings of love, some on broomsticks

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If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader, sell ice cream.

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Education is important, but WiFi signal is importanter.

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Graduating from high school is like the Wi-Fi signal at home, everyone expects me to improve and become stronger, but they don’t realize I’ve peaked!

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Graduated top of my class... in napology and procrasti-baking!

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