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Oh, if only you could go on a honeymoon alone. - funny senior quotes

Author: Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney

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If happiness isn't in money, then share it with your neighbors. - funny senior quotes

Author: G. K. Chesterton

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Senioritis: noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include laziness, lack of motivation, and excessive daydreaming. - funny senior quotes

Author: J. O. G.

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I finally got my degree in procrastination. - funny senior quotes

Author: Thomas Paine

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Finally learned what I want to be when I grow up... young again! - funny senior quotes

Author: J.D. Salinger

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Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me! - funny senior quotes

Author: George Carlin

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Rockefeller: It’s funny how people behave when they can no longer benefit from you. - funny senior quotes

Author: Linda Robinson

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Remember, we're all in the same boat. Some of us are just paddling harder than others. - funny senior quotes

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Shaw: The earth consists of the idle who want money without work, and the fools who are willing to work without payment. - funny senior quotes

Author: George Bernard Shaw

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Einstein: Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - funny senior quotes

Author: Albert Einstein

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Chanel: If you want to know a woman's flaws, praise her among her friends. - funny senior quotes

Author: Nikita Gill

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If you think your boss is a fool, remember that you wouldn't have a job if he were smart. - funny senior quotes

Author: George Carlin

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For a woman, old age begins when she starts treating her underwear like regular clothes. - funny senior quotes

Author: Diana Vreeland

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Age is just a number, but in my case it's unlisted! - funny senior quotes

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All women fly, some on wings of love, some on broomsticks - funny senior quotes

Author: Maya Angelou

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If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader, sell ice cream. - funny senior quotes

Author: Steve Jobs

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Education is important, but WiFi signal is importanter. - funny senior quotes

Author: Anonymous

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Graduating from high school is like the Wi-Fi signal at home, everyone expects me to improve and become stronger, but they don’t realize I’ve peaked! - funny senior quotes

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Graduated top of my class... in napology and procrasti-baking! - funny senior quotes

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