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Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes


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They say the best is yet to come... So can I just stay here?

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Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living... and perfecting your shuffleboard skills.

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I'm not aging, I'm ripening to perfection... like a fine cheese or a good bottle of wine.

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Age is just a number, but maturity is optional... and highly overrated.

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Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower.

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My computer screen is brighter than my future.

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Remember, the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

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I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.

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I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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I finally learned how to right good.

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I'm not late; I'm just fashionably absent from class.

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I did it for the tassel; it was worth the hassle.

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Dear high school, thanks for teaching me how to avoid sleeping and still fail.

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I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I am joking. – Unknown Senior

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I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for a fantastic journey. – Unknown Senior

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My computer screen is brighter than my future. – Unknown Senior

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I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

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I am not a procrastinator. I just prefer doing all my work in a deadline-induced panic.

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

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I'm not old; I'm well-seasoned.

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Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.

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High school may be over, but the memories and laughter will last a lifetime. Here's to the class of [year]!

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High school: where 'where do you see yourself in five years' is a trick question.

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High school: the only place where 'where do you see yourself in five years' is a trick question.

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High school: where 'where do you see yourself in five years' is a trick question.

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