Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
They say the best is yet to come... So can I just stay here?
Author: Nicole Krauss
#funny senior quotes
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living... and perfecting your shuffleboard skills.
Author: Harriet R. King
I'm not aging, I'm ripening to perfection... like a fine cheese or a good bottle of wine.
Author: Anonymous
Age is just a number, but maturity is optional... and highly overrated.
Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower.
Author: Jim Breuer
My computer screen is brighter than my future.
Author: Unknown
Remember, the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Author: Laina Dawes
I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.
Author: Khaled Hosseini
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Author: Chandler Bing
I finally learned how to right good.
Author: Mark Twain
I'm not late; I'm just fashionably absent from class.
I did it for the tassel; it was worth the hassle.
Dear high school, thanks for teaching me how to avoid sleeping and still fail.
Author: K. T. W. Hunter
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I am joking. – Unknown Senior
I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for a fantastic journey. – Unknown Senior
My computer screen is brighter than my future. – Unknown Senior
I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing
Author: Matthew Perry
I am not a procrastinator. I just prefer doing all my work in a deadline-induced panic.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Author: Elle Collins
I'm not old; I'm well-seasoned.
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.
High school may be over, but the memories and laughter will last a lifetime. Here's to the class of [year]!
Author: [Your Name]
High school: where 'where do you see yourself in five years' is a trick question.
Author: Angela Tsai
High school: the only place where 'where do you see yourself in five years' is a trick question.
Author: Nora Zelevansky