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If you think your boss is a fool, remember that you wouldn't have a job if he were smart.

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For a woman, old age begins when she starts treating her underwear like regular clothes.

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Age is just a number, but in my case it's unlisted!

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All women fly, some on wings of love, some on broomsticks

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If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader, sell ice cream.

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Education is important, but WiFi signal is importanter.

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Graduating from high school is like the Wi-Fi signal at home, everyone expects me to improve and become stronger, but they don’t realize I’ve peaked!

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Graduated top of my class... in napology and procrasti-baking!

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Graduating with a major in selfies and a minor in not taking anything seriously!

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Age is just a number....but in my case it's a really large one.

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Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Choose wisely - and bring snacks!

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Age is just a number, and I'm still figuring out which one's mine!

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Life is short, just like my memory at this age.

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Age is just a number, but my humor is timeless.

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Life is short, but my jokes are long. Thanks for putting up with me all these years!

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Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Keep on shining, seniors! ????

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Life is short, but these yearbook photos will last forever! Cheers to not blinking during the class photo.

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I'm not a dropout, I'm just on a lifelong recess.

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They say the best is yet to come... So can I just stay here?

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Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living... and perfecting your shuffleboard skills.

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I'm not aging, I'm ripening to perfection... like a fine cheese or a good bottle of wine.

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Age is just a number, but maturity is optional... and highly overrated.

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Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower.

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My computer screen is brighter than my future.

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Remember, the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

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