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Remember, if you can't laugh at yourself, I'll gladly do it for you.

Remember, if you can't laugh at yourself, I'll gladly do it for you. - funny senior quotes

Author: Gael Greene

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I finally learned how to use a semicolon; I'm sure my English teacher is thrilled.

I finally learned how to use a semicolon; I'm sure my English teacher is thrilled. - funny senior quotes

Author: Bill Watterson

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Some people lie even when they are telling the truth – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some people lie even when they are telling the truth – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - funny senior quotes

Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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If a person neither drinks nor smokes, you automatically wonder – is he a scoundrel?

If a person neither drinks nor smokes, you automatically wonder – is he a scoundrel? - funny senior quotes

Author: G. K. Chesterton

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As a child, I asked God for a bicycle, then I realized He works differently so I stole a bicycle and started praying for forgiveness.

As a child, I asked God for a bicycle, then I realized He works differently so I stole a bicycle and started praying for forgiveness. - funny senior quotes

Author: Emo Philips

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I finally learned how to right good.

I finally learned how to right good. - funny senior quotes

Author: Unknown

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I spent 113,880 hours of my life to receive a piece of paper and a handshake.

I spent 113,880 hours of my life to receive a piece of paper and a handshake. - funny senior quotes

Author: David Foster Wallace

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I'm not a senior citizen, I'm a seasoned teenager.

I'm not a senior citizen, I'm a seasoned teenager. - funny senior quotes

Author: Samantha Young

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Medical science has made such tremendous progress that there is hardly a healthy human left. – Aldous Huxley

Medical science has made such tremendous progress that there is hardly a healthy human left. – Aldous Huxley - funny senior quotes

Author: Aldous Huxley

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I’m just here so I won’t get fined.

I’m just here so I won’t get fined. - funny senior quotes

Author: Marshawn Lynch

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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan - funny senior quotes

Author: Carl Sagan

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'To be or not to be' is not actually a question. It’s indecision.

'To be or not to be' is not actually a question. It’s indecision. - funny senior quotes

Author: Harold Bloom

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Without education, we are in grave danger of taking educated people seriously. Bertrand Russell

Without education, we are in grave danger of taking educated people seriously. Bertrand Russell - funny senior quotes

Author: Bertrand Russell

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I found the first sign of aging vodka started staying in the fridge.

I found the first sign of aging vodka started staying in the fridge. - funny senior quotes

Author: Kurt Vonnegut

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I’m not a senior, I’m a sophomore with extra credits!

I’m not a senior, I’m a sophomore with extra credits! - funny senior quotes

Author: Unknown

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I'm a senior, but I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm a senior, but I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. - funny senior quotes

Author: Unknown

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I finally learned how to use the toaster in the cafeteria... just in time to graduate.

I finally learned how to use the toaster in the cafeteria... just in time to graduate. - funny senior quotes

Author: Megan McCafferty

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When God wants to punish a rabbit, He gives it courage. (Zhvanetsky)

When God wants to punish a rabbit, He gives it courage. (Zhvanetsky) - funny senior quotes

Author: Mikhail Zhvanetsky

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A person remains young as long as they are not afraid to act foolishly. (Kapitsa)

A person remains young as long as they are not afraid to act foolishly. (Kapitsa) - funny senior quotes

Author: Kapitsa

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There are people who lie even when they tell the truth. (Goethe)

There are people who lie even when they tell the truth. (Goethe) - funny senior quotes

Author: Goethe

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I finally learned how to write in complete sentences just in time to graduate!

I finally learned how to write in complete sentences just in time to graduate! - funny senior quotes

Author: Katherine K. Davis

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High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.

High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell. - funny senior quotes

Author: Sarah G. B.

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It’s a pity the serpent wasn’t forbidden in Eden; perhaps Adam would have eaten it.

It’s a pity the serpent wasn’t forbidden in Eden; perhaps Adam would have eaten it. - funny senior quotes

Author: Mark Twain

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I'm not a senior, I'm a graduate in advanced procrastination.

I'm not a senior, I'm a graduate in advanced procrastination. - funny senior quotes

Author: Anonymous

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I finally understood the difference between humans and animals – troubles related to money.

I finally understood the difference between humans and animals – troubles related to money. - funny senior quotes

Author: Henry Miller

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