Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
If breasts look good, then face will be poorly remembered.
Author: H. L. Mencken
#funny inspirational quotes
If a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car is new or the wife is.
Author: Prince Philip
Always remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else.
Author: Margaret Mead
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer
Author: Tom Lehrer
Even when life feels like a pickle, remember it takes a whole lot of sour to appreciate the sweet. Now, where's that chocolate?
Author: Unknown
Life is like a sandwich - no matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first. Just remember, you're the filling that makes it delicious!
Author: Anthony T. Hincks
Life is like a sandwich - the more bread you have, the less baloney you have to swallow!
Author: Anonymous
Remember, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Life is like a cactus, full of pricks, but also very memorable and often, surprisingly beautiful.
