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Always remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else. - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Margaret Mead

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Will Rogers

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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Charles M. Schulz

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If breasts look good, then face will be poorly remembered.

If breasts look good, then face will be poorly remembered. - funny inspirational quotes

Author: H. L. Mencken

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If a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car is new or the wife is.

If a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car is new or the wife is. - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Prince Philip

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else. - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Margaret Mead

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Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Tom Lehrer

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Even when life feels like a pickle, remember it takes a whole lot of sour to appreciate the sweet. Now, where's that chocolate?

Even when life feels like a pickle, remember it takes a whole lot of sour to appreciate the sweet. Now, where's that chocolate? - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Frank Sinatra

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Life is like a sandwich - no matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first. Just remember, you're the filling that makes it delicious!

Life is like a sandwich - no matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first. Just remember, you're the filling that makes it delicious! - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Anthony T. Hincks

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Life is like a sandwich - the more bread you have, the less baloney you have to swallow!

Life is like a sandwich - the more bread you have, the less baloney you have to swallow! - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Jim Rohn

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Remember, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Remember, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Anonymous

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Life is like a cactus, full of pricks, but also very memorable and often, surprisingly beautiful.

Life is like a cactus, full of pricks, but also very memorable and often, surprisingly beautiful. - funny inspirational quotes

Author: Unknown

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