Positive Quotation

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I'm a senior, but I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

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I finally learned how to use the toaster in the cafeteria... just in time to graduate.

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When God wants to punish a rabbit, He gives it courage. (Zhvanetsky)

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A person remains young as long as they are not afraid to act foolishly. (Kapitsa)

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There are people who lie even when they tell the truth. (Goethe)

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I finally learned how to write in complete sentences just in time to graduate!

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High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.

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It’s a pity the serpent wasn’t forbidden in Eden; perhaps Adam would have eaten it.

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I'm not a senior, I'm a graduate in advanced procrastination.

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I finally understood the difference between humans and animals – troubles related to money.

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Oh, if only you could go on a honeymoon alone.

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If happiness isn't in money, then share it with your neighbors.

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Senioritis: noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include laziness, lack of motivation, and excessive daydreaming.

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I finally got my degree in procrastination.

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Finally learned what I want to be when I grow up... young again!

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Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me!

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Rockefeller: It’s funny how people behave when they can no longer benefit from you.

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Remember, we're all in the same boat. Some of us are just paddling harder than others.

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Shaw: The earth consists of the idle who want money without work, and the fools who are willing to work without payment.

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Einstein: Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

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Chanel: If you want to know a woman's flaws, praise her among her friends.

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If you think your boss is a fool, remember that you wouldn't have a job if he were smart.

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For a woman, old age begins when she starts treating her underwear like regular clothes.

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Age is just a number, but in my case it's unlisted!

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All women fly, some on wings of love, some on broomsticks

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