Positive Quotation

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Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me!

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Age is just a number, but in my case it's unlisted!

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Education is important, but WiFi signal is importanter.

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Graduating from high school is like the Wi-Fi signal at home, everyone expects me to improve and become stronger, but they don’t realize I’ve peaked!

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Age is just a number, and I'm still figuring out which one's mine!

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I'm not aging, I'm ripening to perfection... like a fine cheese or a good bottle of wine.

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Age is just a number, but maturity is optional... and highly overrated.

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I did it for the tassel; it was worth the hassle.

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I'm not old; I'm well-seasoned.

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Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.

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When they hand you that diploma, all they're really saying is, 'Good luck out there!' - Anonymous

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High school: where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die. - Anonymous

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They say the best is yet to come, but I'm ready to graduate now! - Anonymous

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My grandkids will never believe I survived high school without a like button.

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I thought high school would last forever. Apparently, 'forever' means four years.

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The best years of my life? They haven't happened yet. Just wait for my senior discount!

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Senior year is like a fine wine; it takes four years to mature.

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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.

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The tassel was worth the hassle.

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