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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work... or because Netflix asked, 'Are you still watching?'

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I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.

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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

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Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.

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Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

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When nothing goes right, go left.

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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

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The key to success is to start before you're ready. – Marie Forleo

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Be like a postage stamp   stick to one thing until you get there. – Josh Billings

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If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese

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The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin

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I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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I am an early bird and a night owl. So I am wise and I have worms. – Michael Scott

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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler

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Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me I'll laugh at you.

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Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.

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The only time to look down on someone is when you're helping them up.

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If you stumble, make it part of the dance.

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Life is too important to be taken seriously. Embrace the absurdity, and you'll find inspiration in unexpected places.

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Success is like a fine wine; it gets better with age, but it also requires a lot of hard work and a good sense of humor.

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Success is like a fine cheese; it gets better with age, but it also requires a lot of hard work and a good sense of humor.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome.

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