Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
I'm not a smart aleck; I'm a skilled motivational speaker.
Author: Drew S. McLellan
#funny inspirational quotes
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
Author: Peter Drucker
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?
Author: Iggy Azalea
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Author: Steven Wright
I used to play sports, but then I found out you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
Author: Demetri Martin
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
Author: Estee Lauder
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Author: Anonymous
If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.
Author: Dalai Lama
I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right.
Author: Karen E. Quinones Miller
You can't make everyone happy unless you're a piece of chocolate.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Author: Oscar Wilde
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Author: Unknown
You're not lazy; you're just on energy-saving mode.
Author: Anastasia Z.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway.
Author: Elbert Hubbard
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde
Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
The road to success is always under construction. Watch out for potholes!
Author: Lily Tomlin
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
