Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
#funny inspirational quotes
I used to play sports, but then I found out you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.
I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right.
You can't make everyone happy unless you're a piece of chocolate.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
You're not lazy; you're just on energy-saving mode.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde
Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
The road to success is always under construction. Watch out for potholes!
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
