Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer
Author: Tom Lehrer
#funny inspirational quotes
Even when life feels like a pickle, remember it takes a whole lot of sour to appreciate the sweet. Now, where's that chocolate?
Author: Unknown
Life is like a sandwich - no matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first. Just remember, you're the filling that makes it delicious!
Author: Anthony T. Hincks
Life is like a sandwich - the more bread you have, the less baloney you have to swallow!
Author: Anonymous
Remember, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Life is like a cactus, full of pricks, but also very memorable and often, surprisingly beautiful.
Life is like a sandwich, no matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first. So, focus on the essentials!
Author: Maxime Lagace
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% coffee, and 1% avoiding the urge to nap in office hours!
Remember, you don't have to take life too seriously. After all, no one makes it out alive anyways!
Author: David Foster Wallace
Be bold, be brave, and remember, if humor is the best medicine, your weird laughter is the most effective antibiotic.
Author: Samantha D. Smith
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect. Or trip over it, laugh, then do it anyways!
Author: Zoe Sayward
Life is like a sushi roll. Even though it may be a bit messy, every piece comes together to create a beautiful masterpiece!
Life is too short to be serous all the time. Embrace the absurdity, laugh often, and remember, even unicorns have bad hair days!
Author: Cynthia E. V. Smith
Laughter is the best workout for the soul - it's like doing sit-ups for your spirit while smiling all the way!
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth!
Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they're dealing with!
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Life is too short to be taken too seriously. Laugh often, love deeply, and never underestimate the power of a good sense of humor.
Life is too short to be taken too seriously. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the setbacks, and keep shining brightly even in the darkest moments.
Laugh at yourself, but don't forget to love yourself too. Life is too short to be taken too seriously.
Life is better when you're laughing and learning from your mistakes.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.
Author: Catherine Zandonella
